Suhagraat ko wife, Husband se boli: “karo”!
Husband ko kuch pata nahi tha…..?
Wife: koi Baat nahi, Jaise main karungi, waise hi karte jana !(Wife ne Suit utara-usne Shirt,
Wife ne Salwar kholi-usne Pant
Wife ne Bra n Panty utari-usne underwear Fir….
Wife ne Taange utha lee, husband bhi Taange utha k let gaya or bola’
Ab’ ?
Wife: Ab aisa kar, ‘Bahar se Do Aadmi Bula La,Ek Meri Le Lega , Ek Teri…=D =))


Never ever leave ur GF n BF..
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virgin :P

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Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti…!!:D :o :P

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A Boyfrnd Who Really Loves Hiis Girlfrnd Is Nt D One Who Unbuttons Her Shiirt – BUT He’s D
One Who Closes It && Says ‘Yuh Deserve To Be Respected’


Sometimes when u see a person cry !
It’s better NOT to ask ” why ?”
Sometimes it takes only two
words
to make them happy again
and those two words are
” I’M HERE ”

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The pain of missing a lovable person is like a baby’s cry…

It knows for what it cries.
But,
Doesn’t know to express it in words..

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it’s OK to cry as hard and as long as you want to..
just make sure that when you stop crying you wont cry for the same reason anymore…


Mr. Bean v/s Einstein:
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Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,”Let’s play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don’t know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer,I will pay you $500..”

Einstein asks the first question: What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Mr.Bean doesn’t say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it’s Mr.Bean’s turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$

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Old but epic
Mr. Bean v/s Einstein:
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Einstein&Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,”Let’s play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don’t know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer,I will pay you $500..”

Einstein asks the first question: What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Mr.Bean doesn’t say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it’s Mr.Bean’s turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$

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Mr. Bean joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”

Mr. Bean :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

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Interviewer; What is your date of birth?

Mr. Bean; Nov 28.

Interviewer; Which year?

Mr. Bean; Oh You Idiot, Every year.


Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai :D :D : D:D

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TAALEEM soch samaj k chorna mery dosto,

kyou k….?

Khota 25,000 ka or
rairhi 10,000 ki ho gai hai :-)

” ØH MY GØD ! ! !
Where r my books ?

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It Actually HURTS;
When you are forced
To Call a Hawtttt
Senior Chickkkk
of Ur University As:
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DIDI ..! :’( :O :-P

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Teacher: “I killed a person”

Convert this sentence into future tense.

Mr. Bean: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.


A beautiful saying: “The past is to prove that no one is perfect and the future is to prove that everyone can change..!”:)

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Emotions don’t have words


Wishes don’t have script,

If v smile world is wid us,
Otherwise even a drop of tear doesn’t like 2 stay wid us….

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Your parents may not be perfect,

but they are the most perfect gift
God has ever given you.

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Curious that we spend more time

congratulating people who have succeeded
than encouraging people who have not


Girls in Real Life and On Facebook… Feel The Difference ..
1)
Real Name : Babita/ Padmini/ Dimpy
Facebook Name: Bebo/ Princess/ Doll
2)
Bachpan se aaj tak gharwalo ko bhale hi Good morning na wish kia ho :D
Par facebook pe Daily Good morning ka status daalengi :P
3)
Real me bhale hi Gogs na khareeda ho kabi :D
par fb ki profile pic k liye kai na kai se borrow karleti hai:D
4)
poora din ghar pe jhaadu katka karne k baad
FB ka status: Aaah Gosh!! I am so Tired after hanging with buddies :P
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Sabji Mandi se sabjia khareedte time
Status: Shopping at Mega Mart :D =xD
6)
Boyfrnd bhale na ho :D
Fb status Commited hoga
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Boy frnd hoga to
fb status Single hoga :D
PS: Sabhi Girls pe Applicable nai hota :D
Exceptions are alwys dere :P

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Train me…


1Aadmi: Bhai is borey par baith jaun?


2nd: Nhi tarbuz foot jayenge.,


1st: Acha to isme tarbuz hai?


2nd: Nahi isme keel hai.. tarbuz to apke footenge =))


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Getting Blocked By Your spouse on

Facebook, BBM & Watsapp
Is Like “Electronic Divorce”……..>=) :p *nerd* =D =))